|12 minutes ago +31 notes|
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
|1 day ago +374,801 notes|
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
|1 day ago +38,522 notes|
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
|1 day ago +383,182 notes|